Nasferatu

I'm thrilled to announce that the following exciting items have been added to the already fantastic prize pool for the upcoming Hartford Open:

• one terry-cloth men's bathrobe, size XL, slightly tattered.
• several pairs of gently used shoes, mostly men's size 13.
• a dazzling assortment of textbooks of the sort that a college biology major would have owned in the mid-1990s.
• one complete set of 1991 Fleer baseball cards, near-mint condition.
• one black torchiere floor lamp, possibly working.
• sundry mismatched kitchen plates and glasses.
• one cat, black, who has grown rather fat and boring over the past few months.

I would like to stress that these prizes have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that we are moving one week after the tournament.